Good evening darling children, it's been so ridiculously long since I've bothered to take precious time out of my day to type to you, not like anyone reads these ridiculous things anyway, but I'm bored, so what can I say? ANYWAY, so earlier today I was bitching about work, but honestly what bothers me more than an obnoxiously boring day in the restaurant is people that don't bother to get jobs at all! I don't CARE if you're currently unemployed, or stuck in some crappy minimum wage, cause frankly I've been there many many times and I completely understand your pain. My point is, some people think they're ABOVE jobs or that they don't HAVE to work cause they're independently wealthy, or some happy bullshit like that. I mean, CHRIST! Take some time off if you REALLY don't want to work for a while, or have enough money where you don't have to, but go back to work at some point! You don't understand how aggravating it is for people working their fucking asses off for some pocket change to hear you bragging about your new house and your new fucking Maserati you bought on your parents fucking fortune! Go ahead, buy the house, buy the Maserati, they're lovely cars, but at least throw a couple thousand of your own hard earned cash in the pot just like the rest of us. Gah! ALSO, don't fucking bitch at me cause I smoke or do drugs every now and again or drink far more alcohol than I ever should, what you MUST comprehend is it's MY life I'm ruining and it's my body I'm desecrating... if I want your help or your fucking opinion I'll ASK for it! All ranting put aside, I have, with the help of darling Wikipeida, found an answer from my aforementioned question: Cyanide actually makes you vomit your own organs, which is ridiculously disgusting, so remind me to NEVER try that... ick. It's a little bit sad though, I always thought Cyanide would be super special awesome to try in America, but with side effects like that, I'm gonna have to say no to drugs... er, that particular drug at least. I do encourage you all to try it, however, I think vomiting your organs would be a uplifting and religious experience, so you should all go do it immediately... make sure to film it so I can watch it on YouTube and mock you... er... worship you endlessly. I've found that I really enjoy to dance, I would LOVE to be a dancer in a club or something, it gives me such a beautiful natural high! I'm all for drug induced highs they're FAR more entertaining, but when it comes to dancing, I prefer it even over drugs, which is quite a big thing for a druggie freak like me. So seriously, besides the massive amount of drugs that you should join me in abusing you should all take a moment to just dance for no reason at all, it's ridiculously fun, I'm sure you'll agree... at least I hope you do, cause I sound absolutely lame saying something like that... like some peace loving hippie freak. Although I do also love hippies, they're so ridiculously entertaining... I myself am far from being one, I suppose that's a little tragic, but I don't mind being a fetish obsessed insane short little freak. It gives me much much entertainment. Anyway... I'm gonna leave now cause typing ceases to amuse me.